Chunky yet funky

This is Danny Lobell, I like to call him "The Chunkey, Yet Funky, Lobell" but in reality hes just fat. He once hosted a show for me, then left in the middle of the show to go eat dinner. Danny is "quasi Kosher" which means he has managed his enormous size without the aid of pork of anykind, a truely awsome achivement. Danny is the one who calls Mark "The Cobera" but he respects my athority in decideing to call him Mark. Danny once left the carcas of a turkey in his kitchen for a month. Danny can recite the location of the nearest dunkin donuts in within the five bouroghs 5/10's of a second faster than google maps. Danny does a lot of roadwork in Scotland and Europe, and secretly does something for a thing that is on tv that is incredably awsome, but i cant talk about it. but its awsome. He hosts Comical Radio, and stars in Rise of the Radio show