Handy wacks

Thats just funny. It always is.

Dick in a box

Justy Dodge

This is justy dodge.

Shes awsome.

We are a superhero duo called the awsomes.

We save ourselves from haveing to buy our own drinks and ciggerettes.

J.J. Abrams deserves a blow job

Watched Star Trek last night. Seariously, its awsome. I forgot how awsome. The awsomeocrocy of it is awsome in its own right. When i first saw it i was all ready to be pissed off and dissapointed, i was excited by how dissapointed i was going to be. But it was so awsome, so perfect.

Thanks J.J.

DeLorean

That awsome. (broadway & 107th)

Chunky yet funky

This is Danny Lobell, I like to call him "The Chunkey, Yet Funky, Lobell" but in reality hes just fat. He once hosted a show for me, then left in the middle of the show to go eat dinner. Danny is "quasi Kosher" which means he has managed his enormous size without the aid of pork of anykind, a truely awsome achivement. Danny is the one who calls Mark "The Cobera" but he respects my athority in decideing to call him Mark. Danny once left the carcas of a turkey in his kitchen for a month. Danny can recite the location of the nearest dunkin donuts in within the five bouroghs 5/10's of a second faster than google maps. Danny does a lot of roadwork in Scotland and Europe, and secretly does something for a thing that is on tv that is incredably awsome, but i cant talk about it. but its awsome. He hosts Comical Radio, and stars in Rise of the Radio show

Showtimes tonight

Tonight:

7pm 8:30 and 10:30 49th and Broadway at the Laff Riot Comedy Club
12pm at broadway comedy club.

for info text 832-654-7732

A daunting task

This afternoon, the mission laid before me is to turn 3 dead dell computers, 2 manged macs (an imac and G4) 3 monitors (not counting the one in the imac) into one working computer. The task will not be easy, and it will take time, commitment and hard work, so i rolled up my sleaves, put on my jacket, and went home to watch tv.

Myka Fox

Myka Fox, she co-hosts the radio, she used to be crazy, but good crazy, not kastin crazy. She is dateing Myq Kaplin, who just got his first 30 min comedy central special. I love the fact that Myka and Myq almost have the same name. she also has a blog http://mykafox.blogspot.com/

The Cobra

See this slob? This is the cobra. His real name is Mark. He works next to me at comical radio. Danny calls him the cobra. I call him Mark.

Thats all.

morning

I hate fridays, this whole getting up in the morning thing sucks.

Comical radio

Comical radio on air at 87.9fm. Check it out.

crazy

I was waiting for the A train at 34th street and i saw a crazy and/or homeless person doing the macherania (spelling?) on the oppisite platform, and a thought occured to me, whats it like to be crazy, i mean serious no attachment to reality crazy, not sheba mason crazy (ill get to that in a later blog, for non nyc comedian readers) but people who are comletely detached, is it fun? Is it like disney world? I mean to do the macherana (again spelling) in a public place when you smell like poop, you gotta be somewhere fun. Mabey crazy people have the right idea. Thats about when he sarted matrubateing, and i was like "oh yeah, thats why i keep working and paying bills, i like to keep my self gratification private". So good news everyone, I have decided to not become crazy.

Cupcakes and 30 Rock

So today i went to the GNC at rockafeller center to get some mega man vitamins, naturally the commitment shown to my health by buying uber overpriced vitamins means that i can indulge myself in magnolia cupcakes (plural) and a ciggertte, to my suprise they were filming 30 rock on 49th street, so i blew off my responabilities and watched for a while. The scene has a police motorcycle under the entrance that says rainbowroom and NBC. Nothing really exciteing.

Economist

Twenty years after the wall; A bad night for Barack Obama; Afghanistan: can it get worse?

Another crappy show tonight, at least the yankees are winning so i can get back to doing awsome shows.

Tour dates

I have the tour date for boston, it will be Febuary 11th, 2010. It will be at machine bar.

Machine
1254 Boylston St
Boston, MA
1 (617) 266-0151

Apple store

I decided to walk to work today and i stumbled accross the new apple store being built at 67th and broadway. Yay the crowning moment of gentrafacation!

Tonights show

Tonights show sucks. Really sucks.

New poster

New poster for my comedy show in times square.

105 & Broadway

Almost home.

Drunk bike ride

Thursday night is first offical drunk bike bar crawl.

Thing youll need:
1. A bike
2. A helmet
3. Thirst for the sweet nectar of ferminted grains
4. A bottle holder for on bike refreshments.
5. Health insurance recomended.
6. A lock to secure your bike outside the drinking establishments, lest it be stolen.

Meet in the east village this thursday evening.

More details comeing soon.

I dont mean to sound gay...

Last night i was discussing the travel channel series with anthony, i was telling him that Joe Larson has a contact that will be helpful. Anthony then said "you know, i dont mean to sound gay or anything, but when ever i look at joe, i get lost in his eyes". Ok, there is a point where "i dont mean to sound gay" no longer exempts you from sounding gay. We gotta have limits on this, pretty soon guys are going to be like "I dont mean to sound gay, but i love to suck cock before breakfast" we gotta have limits on this stuff lest society decend into chos. At some point your just gay.

Hardcore Haircut

This morning i went to John Allen Saloon for a haircut, my first high end stylist cut. My hair dosent look magical or anything now, its just shorter. Like my barber used to do. I think ill go back to him next time.

Showtimes tonight

7,8:30,10:30 the laff riot at charleyo's broadway.

Halloween weekend with Chuck Leonard and Katy Olson

So friday night Im doing shows, not planning to really go out, and Katy calls says she wants to go out in her costume in the village, so she meets me at my show, and we head downtown stopping at penn station for the trditional giant $3 beer and pizza pre drinking, we sit for a second katy decides that its a bit hot in there, but instead of takeing off her jacket, she accidentally unzips her costume, exposeing her bra to penn station, old katy didnt realize that classy girls only strip in the amtrak concourse, floozies strip in the LIRR area.

The next night, i met chuck out at Maries chrisis, we got drunk and retarded, i made chuck smoke ciggerettes, chuck made me go to the monster. i was so hungover the next morning that i passed out at a coffee shop in the village.

good times.

blog intro

about me

I'm Brian, 30 year old working comedian in NYC (working comic means i dont have a day job) im useing this blog to talk about some projects im working on and whatever is going on in my life to friends, family, fans, enimies, whatever.

Joey & I

Joey is my boyfriend, hes also a personal trainer, an artist, a doorman, and mine. more about him later.

Bike

I love cycleing, occasionally ill work as a bike messenger in new york when i have free time or need money. Next summer i am bikeing cross country from new york to seattle, which will be a blast. also love going out drinking and cycleing.

Travel & Travel Channel Project

I am currently working on a project for the travel channel, its a series, a gay travel series, the idea has gotten a lot of intrest. it is a concept i came up with last November while waiting at the airportfor some friends returning from panama, i baised it loosely off The endless summer movie. basicall we would travel (there would be four regular hosts) but instead of talking about what we were doing in an informationl way, instead we would have the experience, then go back and narrate the experirence with what we were feeling. that narrition would become a blog on the shows website, and ultimately intergrated into an iphone app that would use GPS and explain to people what we were doing in any given show baised on there coordnance. i origanally came up with the concept as a way to travel with the guy i was seeing at the time and forward my carrer in other directions. the idea was put on the back burner because of personal problems, and ultamtely will include diffrent prople, i have brought back the idea, and have gotten a lot of intrest in getting this done, im very exited in this project i have a director from a show on the discovery channel intrested as well as a whole team who will help me prepare it for the pitch. and as I get closer to production i will blog about it more.

Comedy

I currently perform 7 nights a week, every night at the laff riot (49th and Broadway) and often other venus alover the city. I just sighned my first contract for a major tour that will start in boston in febuary. i will be touring with PJ Deboy and Thomas Dale, both very talented comics.